CLIMATE CHANGE

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Two auld cows were lying in the grass

Chewing the cud and letting wind pass

Says one to the other,you know Daisy my friend

This clapping and pooing has to come to an end

 

They say every time we spread a wee pat

We are putting methane in the air, what do you think of that

They say we are going to have to wear nappies

This idea came from some scientific chappies

 

Some say we are not allowed to urine down a slope

When we graze on these hills we haven't got a hope

Aye, said Daisy I heard that too

We are warming up the world every time we poo

 

Every time we burp and belch while grazing the grass

We simply are letting out far too much gas

You and me Buttercup are creating a disaster

Every time we go the earth is heating up faster

 

Those humans are worried crying and bleating

The world will be gone with this over heating

Ach, says Buttercup do they never read the good Book

In the Bible itself do they not bother to look

 

For the Lord has promised in what it does say

Seed time and harvest will never pass away

He has set in the heavens His beautiful bow

The world wont flood again and this is so

 

But this fact seems to evade these smart men

Jesus to this world is coming back again

It will still be here when He comes the second time

No matter what they say about the earth's clime

 

They had better wake up and not worry about the earth

There is a hotter place to go if they have not the new birth

God is in control, new heavens and earth will arrange

So worry about your souls and not climate change